Hey, I’m Christian!

Drywall Slayer • Tile Tamer • Floor Whisperer • Landscaping Dude • Bonafide Handyman

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Skillset

Drywall

Clean seams, zero mess, pure skill.

Tile

Perfect grout lines that sing.

Flooring

Floors so flat they feel like heaven.

Landscaping

Making the outside match your vibe.

Handyman

Fixes, tweaks, improvements — no drama.

Digital Handyman

I also build websites, but partially decent.

About Me

Hi, I’m Christian. I grew up in the Three Rivers area of Deschutes County — which basically means I’ve been skiing longer than I’ve been walking and I know more about mushrooms than most grocery store employees. The forest raised me. The toolbox adopted me later. I’ve been tiling since I could hold a trowel, which, if you ask my mom, was when I became an adult. Landscaping started as an accident — I fixed up my yard and unintentionally ruined a wedding next door. Long story. Still proud (jokes). These days, I fix things. Tile, flooring, drywall, mystery doors that won’t close — I get them done right, without the weird contractor energy. No fuss. No mess. Just rad results and a few solid one-liners while I work.